Jessica Simpson is a real piece of work! We used to be a big fan of hers, back in the Newlywed's days. Then Jessica decided to ruin her marriage, career, and physique. Not the best idea, Jess!
Jessica is a psycho bitch for one reason and one reason alone - she broke up with Nick Lachey. Some may think Nick Lachey is a d-bag. (I often hear him referred to as such). But here are the facts about Nick Lachey : 1) He has a HOT girlfriend now, 2) He does tons of charity work, 3) He is hot (Yeah, I said it!!), and 4) He's just an all around better person than Jessica Simpson.
Basically, Jessica saw her star on the rise and didn't think her 98 Degrees husband was along for the ride. So she dumped his ass and left him for John Mayer??? John Mayer is a great songwriter, don't get me wrong, but when she dated him he looked like Nick Nolte. Jessica got chubby and dyed her hair brown to be more of a "normal girl". John didn't like her desperation or brown locks and tossed her to the curb.
THEN, she got a country music gig. If you don't know how that's going...just watch this video!! she had a total meltdown at one of her shows, opening for Rascal Flats (haha!).
YouTube - Jessica Simpson - Grand Rapids LIVE
Does anyone else find it funny that the song she is singing is "Forgiveness"? Maybe she should stick to her Hair-Do / Proactive / Macy's endorsement deals. Obviously singing isn't her thing. Hey, maybe she could strike a deal with Layne Briant or Chico's??? Just a thought.
It's no secret that Jessica got fat. Even though some in the media try to pretend that she's still skinny (Tyra!), she definitely put on some lb's. We actually hope she gets back to her old self, because "Boy I Think That I'm In Love With You" was a great song! And psycho bitches make for the best celebrities. Jess - hit the gym, try The Zone diet, dump Romo and get it together!!
Even psycho bitches deserve second chances!!
UPDATE: I just received information from my sources that Jessica Simpson cheated on Nick Lachey with Jackass's Bam Margera. Strike two Jessica! Even your lip-syncing sister has more respect for herself that that!
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