Woo Hoo!

There is no better way to kick off American Psycho Bitch than with Vicki Gulverson (a.k.a. Woo Hoo!) from The Real Desperate Housewives of Orange County. Still don't know who she is? She's the one on acutane. I hope that clears everything up. ANYWAY, Vicki is a true psycho bitch. I almost put her picture up instead of Shanon Doherty! Yes, she's that bad. And I'm not hating on Vicki...she is actually my favorite and the most entertaining on the show. Let's get down to business, though, shall we? Let's really take a look at WHY she is the perfect APB.

Mean? You betcha! Vicki really prides herself on not warming up to people easily. This is demonstrated by her not talking to anyone on the show except for Jeanna and Tamra (sometimes). She has referred to the other cast members as "stupid", "attention whore", "pot head" and even compared her own husband to "Gavin Rossdale"... I guess that one's worse if you saw the episode.

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Nasty? Eww, but yes. On one of the more recent episodes she practically takes her fake boobs out of her bedazzled shirt and exclaimes "the girls want to come out and play!" ( No one plays with her boobs...ever).

Manipulative? Of course. She buys a brand new Mercedes for her daughter. Nice, right? NO! She then makes Briana (her REALLY CUTE daughter) take over the payments and holds the car over her head to get what she wants. For instance, Briana wanted to be a little rebel and go to a Dave Matthews Band concert. Well Vicki was having none of that and told her if she went, so did the Benz. Briana still went. She also pulled something similar in the latest episode where Michael, her son, had Vicki pay for him and his friend to go on this really cool 3 day cruise with insurance salespeople. Well, Vicki thought that if her career supported her family, than her family should support her career (direct quote), and attend her fascinating insurance meetings. He didn't.

Obsessed with money? Yeppers. Vicki loves money. I think she actually says that in the opening credits. She wants to sabotage her entire families happiness by purchasing a yacht, and selling their home on Lake Havasu. She also gets really pissed when Tamra gets a Rolex for her birthday, since Vicki has never had one. Which reminds me, Vicki hates women that don't work - so everyone on the show except for Jeanna. Sorry Lynn, Love Cuffs doesn't count.

Entertaining? Totally. I could watch Vicki TV 24 hours a day. Sometimes I do when I'm bored and have a lot of RHOC tivo'd! Just the other day, my friend and I were trying to figure out what was more entertaining: Vicki getting pegged in the head with a water soaked football or falling down in front of peers (and all of America) while at a networking luncheon that she herself was hosting? It's so hard to decide!!

Let me leave you with this quote from Woo Hoo!...

"If we can get one more dancer off those poles...you're doing something right."